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HEECHUL: How much do you love me?
KYUHYUN: Well, look at the stars & count them. That's how much I love you. 
HEECHUL: But, its morning. 
KYUHYUN: Exactly.

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The Effects of Mir's Engrish.

Normal people: Waffles.
Me: WAFFFRRRLLLSSS.
Normal people: Today.
Me: ONE DAY ONE DAY ONE DAY.
Normal people: Let's eat rice, everyone.
Me: EVERYBODY RICE EAT.
Normal people: I'm very happy.
Me: MANY MANY HAPPY.
Normal people: Lonely.
Me: Ronely.
Normal people: It hurts.
Me: I'M OWWWWWWWW.
Normal people: I love you but I can't be with you.
Me: I LOVE YOU...BUT...YOU...SORRY.

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me: i have a bruise
me: i'm going to name you Lee
me: 
bruise: 
me: 
bruise: 
me: 
bruise: 
me: Bruise Lee

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What if EXO discovers our Tumblrs?

Kris: Translates all the comments for all the members while laughing and knowing he's a male god
Luhan: I do not look like I'm 12.9 years old....
Lay: I don't even eat Lay's potato chips
Tao: I don't even own Gucci...
Chen: I was saying girl not gull
Xiumin: I'M NOT A BUN OKAY I'M NOT
Baekhyun: FUCK YEAH I'M TAKING OVER THE BACON TAG
Chanyeol: Wait, I don't get it... I was saying Kris why are you guys putting Kreeeeees?
D.O.: O_________O
Sehun: Why are there GIFs of my crotch
Kai: No need to remind me, I know I'm a sex god
Suho: Shuts off the computer in case fangirls start jumping out of the computer screen at the members.

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Onew's nickname for future girlfriend (Yes, he...

MC: In the future, if you have someone you love, what nickname will you give her?
MC: Okay, how about you, Onew?
Onew: A while ago, as I watched a drama, there's one nickname I really wanted to use.
MC: So it's that one, eh? Please tell us in 3...2...1...
Onew: [in English] Chicken.

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Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.

Benefits when you're ugly: You don't get raped.

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